his story checks out
THE REALEST SHIT I EVER SEEN GOD DAMN
"suck my dick" sorry but small objects are choking hazards
who needs punk rock when you can have punk cock
Beyoncé punching Jay-Z after he beats her in Video of the Year category at the BET Awards.
so embarrassed I don’t wanna talk about it
"when i was growing up people didn’t do that!"
If you’re one in a million then statistically there’s 7,000 others like you. Destroy all of them. Settle for nothing but absolute uniqueness
why use eharmony to find hot singles when u could use itunes